I'm up to comedy and I need a little help.
While I value humor in my day-to-day life, I'm having trouble coming up with jokes related to diabetes that aren't based in blame and shame. I don't want to write about what happens if you eat infinite pie. I want to write about what truly tickles your funny bone.
So, what's your favorite joke related to diabetes?
Diabetics are choco lovers, but they share the rest..
The solution to an equation..
Always the case..
I found this website which contains 5 Humorous Diabetes Jokes... Please, feel free to have fun and enjoy http://www.indiatimes.com/health/healthyliving/laughing-fit-top-5-humourous-diabetes-jokes-236728.html
A nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious woman.
"I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today," she said.
"Are you light-headed? " my colleague asked.
"No," the caller answered, "I'm a brunette".
A Diabetic walks into a bakery and asks the guy behind the counter, “What do you got that is safe for diabetics?”
The Baker says, “Everything. As long as you don’t put it in your mouth.”
I found a discarded needle in front of my house again today.
I used to live in a nice area before my new neighbours moved in. F****** diabetics.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
When life gives you diabetes, do not make lemonade.
Why did the vampire bite the diabetic?
Because he had a sweet tooth!
Some friends celebrate the opposite way.Just to console themselves.